The Mike Stories, Pt. 55

Me: What are you doing?
Mike: I'm trying to spell 'fan fiction' but I'm running out of characters and i can't get this Twitter account to work
Me: You're making a Twitter account?
Mike: Yes, for The Mike Stories Fan Fiction account.... if I can figure out how to spell Fan Fiction so it'll fit.
Me: ....so you can write fiction stories about yourself?
Mike: No. So the fans can add their stories.
Me: Right. And how are they going to post their stories to your twitter account?
Mike: you shhhh! I haven't figured that out yet. Maybe if I spell "stories" with a "y" it'll fit. I'm going to be more internet famous than you!