Mike: Where are you going?
Me: To the bar!
Mike: What?!!
Me: I'm going to Safeway - where do you think I'm going? Duh!
Mike: Will you get something for me?
Me: like what?
Mike: Well, actually I want two things. Krill oil...
Me: ok...
Mike: and Bud Light Lime
Me: .....um... I may go to the store in my pajamas sometimes, but I will not be seen buying Bud Light! No way!
Mike: You have standards
Me: That one totally crosses the line! Not gonna happen!
....I got him this instead:
