Me: What are you doing?
Mike: I don't know.
Me: Are you writing me a love song?
Mike: No.
Me: Are you writing me a love poem?
Mike: No.
Me: Are you writing me a love letter?
Mike: No.
Me: Are you writing me a love e-mail?
Mike: No.
Me: Why not?
Mike: Do you want me to write you a love letter?
Me: Yes. You should write me a love sonnet.
Mike: Who is going to sing this love sonnet?
Me: You are. But not in your church singing voice. I hate your church singing voice. You should use your regular singing voice.
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