Mike: huh? I wasn't paying attention [the topic was sex]
Me: What planet are you from? You're supposed to be from Mars!
Mike: Wait, aren't you supposed to be from Mars?
Me: No. I'm from Venus!
Mike: How come you get to be from Mars?
Me: I'm not. I'm from Venus!
Mike: Have you read that book?
Me: No.
Mike: Me either.
Me: Venus is a goddess, and Mars is a god. Therefore I get to be from Venus, and you're from Mars.
Mike: ooooooohhhhh. I get it.
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