The Mike Stories, Pt. 11

Me: What are you doing?
Mike: Reading the internets
Me: oh... what is it?
Mike: Do you want me to send it to you?
Me: no... just tell me. I don't want you to send it.
Mike: I'm going to send it!
Me: I'm not opening it! I'll just send it back!
Mike: There! Sent!
Me: Well I'm sending it back!
Mike: I cleared my chat history! so there!
Me: oh yeah? Well I'm sending it back! There! Take that!
Mike: oooh, what's that? (clicks on the link, so he has the same site open in 2 windows)
Me: DORK!