Earlier this evening....
Me: Are you going running with me?
Mike: Yes, when are you going running?
Me: As soon as I change my clothes....
...several minutes later, after changing my clothes...
Me: Mike.... what are you doing?
Mike: Going to the bathroom!
Me: Well, have you changed your clothes yet?
Mike: You don't know!
Me: That's why I'm asking!
Mike: walks into the room wearing only his underwear
Me: oh my god. you can't go to the gym like that. Go put your clothes on. I know about you!
Mike: What do you know about me?
Me: I know you're trying to go to the gym naked!
Mike: Yeah!
Me: I'm pretty sure they don't allow you to work out naked at the gym. You have to go to a nudist colony for that.
Mike: hmph.
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